Holy crap ! I am trying to drive to get my last minute errands done, like everyone else. Some of these people seem to think that their errands are far more important than everyone else’s. They are getting aggressive in the stores as well as on the road.
I still have to go out twice more today. I have to take my teenager to the mall and I have to take my 12 year old to the shoe store. I have Christmas money from her dad to spend. She has bad feet and has been walking in cheep shoes. So finally I can get her a good pair of shoes. This is a Christmas blessing !
So anyway, there are pedestrians walking in front of my car. They were crossing the road at an intersection. The car behind me is beeping like a maniac for me to go. Where am I supposed to go? He wanted me to run the people over ad leave their dead bodies in the street? Good lord!
So I stated to have an anxiety attack from the bullying on the road. In order to cope with it, I started writing a twisted tune in my head. I will work on it more later today, to come up with a few more verses. But I was singing it to myself in the car and I was laughing. It helped to reduce the anxiety until I made it one more mile to my house.
Here is the beginning of it. This is what I was singing to myself a few minutes ago, i the car.
Deck the Halls with Materialism
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Hit the people with precision
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Clear the sidewalk
I’m not kidding
Fa la la la la la – la la la
All the time I will be singing
Fa la la la la – la la la la
I have things I have to do
Fa la la la la – la la la la
I don’t care a crap for you
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Hit the bar, then drive to Walmart
Fa la la – la la la – la la la
I don’t hold the door for old farts
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Aggressive driving is my style
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Guaranteed to crush your smile
Fa la la la la – la la la la
Screw the drivers in my way
Fa la la- la la la – la la la
My middle finger has something to say
fa la la la la -la la la la
There’s no time to be polite
fa la la la la – la la la la
I don’t see the dumb red light
fa la la la la – la la la la
Domination, Annihilation
Fa la la – la la la – la la la
You better take your medication
fa la la la la – la la la la
