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๐Ÿธ๐ŸนSilly New Year’s Eve Poem ๐Ÿท๐Ÿน

Happy New Year to all of you

I could not wear my high heal ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘ 

I tried them on but my ๐Ÿ‘ฃ must have grew

So then I drew a ๐Ÿ’– for you

I thought I might ask you for a ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ˜˜

But I ate some ๐ŸŽ‚that looked like this ย ๐Ÿฐ

I did my hair and tied it with a ๐ŸŽ€

Then painted my finger ๐Ÿ’… and my toes

All dressed up with no place to go

I went outside to see the ๐ŸŒ™๐ŸŒ–

Came back inside to wrap ย a ย gift ๐Ÿ“ฆ for you

Used the ๐ŸŽ€ from my up in hair

But that ๐Ÿฆ ๐Ÿงmelted far too soon

Wrote you a song ๐ŸŽถ on my ๐ŸŽธ

Went back outside to see the ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒŒ

Came back in again to play ๐ŸŽน for awhile

Then wrote this poem to make you ๐Ÿ˜„

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Happy New Year! You Can “Depend” on me to Cheer You Up if you are Sitting Home on New Year’s Eve!

I just watched the New Years Rockin Eve and the ball drop in Time Square. I was watching the tv with my 12 year old daughter. There were so many people there and I am so glad I was not in the middle of that crowd!

They have been there since 9am this morning and it is very cold. Worse yet, as far as I understand it, the little stores and restaurants around there cannot possibly accommodate thousands of people for the bathroom.

Someone told me that they went there one year and there is a method people use for the bathroom situation. ……

Wait for it…….. They wear diapers! Ahhhh … Oh Lord. I am not sure how romantic that’s sounding now!

“Oh, honey, Let’s get engaged at Time Square, on New Year’s Eve! I will bring the diamond ring and you bring the Depends! Wooo Wooo! It will be so romantic. ย …We will have a wonderful story to tell our children”…..

” Mommy was wearing a diaper a few hours before you were conceived and now you are wearing the diaper like Mommy! ” Sooooo sweeeeet !! ย Awwwww!ย 

The commentators said that there would be tons and tons of trash to be carted away in the morning by garbage trucks. I wonder how much of that trash is dirty diapers. Oh …………I am so sorry… I am ruining the romance of the evening!

Well, I am just trying to give a little smile to the people that are sitting home ย tonight and reading WordPress blogs. That would be you :)…. and that would be also me ๐Ÿ™‚ …

The people in Time Square are not going to be offended by this diaper blog. They are not going to be on WordPress right now, because they are busy trying to find somewhere to dispose of their diaper before they get into the cab! ย I wonder if the cab drivers thought to put towels on the seats LOL

Ok so you were sitting there, feeling all bummed out and thought, “I wonder what Annie is thinking about?” Now you are sorry you asked ! LOL

The prices of everything New Year’s Eve related went up today. I wonder if the Depends company got on board!

See! I told you that you could “Depend” on me.

Hahahahahaha! You see?? I don’t need to drink. I can be this silly and inappropriate without it ๐Ÿ™‚

Happy New Year!

Annie