We might like to, but we cannot…
10. Drop them off at a random bus station and say “good luck!”
9. Change our phone number, but keep telling them they are dialing the number wrong.
8. Turn out the lights and hide behind the door, like they do in “What About Raymond?” tv show
7. List them on Craig’s List under the “Please Take … Free…you haul” section
6. Send a postcard from where you go on vacation and tell them you moved there
5. Have a remote control that plays the CD Player really loud, and hit the button every time they start to criticize you or give you annoying advice
4. Fake a doctor’s note that you have suddenly become deaf and cannot talk on the phone or even hear them when they are speaking directly to you
3. Take them back for a refund !
2. Exchange them for a new hair dryer
1. Change your name and identity and move to another state