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My bedroom door is open. Someone came into the room and they did not close it when they left. Being that I called out of work due to a tummy ache, Yuck ! I really do not want to come out from under these soft blankets and close that door,
My preteen daughter has her music playing too loudly and the open door is sending the teenie bop beats right through into my otherwise peaceful, quiet space.
So, I did something which I do from time to time….
I tried to close that bloody door with telekinesis! I put out my hand, hopefully, and sent all the powerful telekinetic energy I could muster, towards that blasted door.
Hang on. I am going to to try , one more time…
I am very pleased to announce to you all….. This is very exciting….
The amazing news is that…….
Oh, crap. I guess the news is that I have not given up. One day I will do it ! I will practice and then I will do it. There will be an amazing announcement and then you will all know that I have achieved my superpower.
Coming soon, to a WordPress Blog near you….will be the news feed…There will be a grand announcement and it will go something like this….
Hold Onto Your Hats ! OR Your HEADS!.. (whichever is more likely to fly off… )
Annie! That’s right ! Our beloved sister Annie….. poet of the Realm of WordPress, in all her infinite wisdom and super-fantastic power … has closed that damn door! Yes ! You heard correctly folks! Annie has closed that door and did not even have to get out from under her fuzzy blankets or call across the apartment for a random kid to close the door for her!
She just reached out her marvelous hand and told that door to close. She sent the energy of “Close the Darn Door” into the air and POW! Close it did!! Yay! Yay!
Crowds of anxious and very nosy, gossipy spectators are gathering outside, beneath Annie’s bedroom window. One of our correspondents has reported than Annie dropped some water balloons on the heads of the gathering crowd.
Annie then called down to the nosy crowd. She told them that she currently has her children filling balloons with mustard. So, everyone should back away from the house, if they know what is good for them! The voices in her head told her to splash them with mustard and then possibly …cold pea soup…or mashed potatoes.
Crazy Annie ! I don’t think she would really bomb the crowd with mustard. Do you???
We will be closely monitoring this breaking news for you. We anticipate a new amazing feat within the next few hours.
Sources have informed us that Annie is planning to stay in bed all day, therefore, she will be telekinetically making a sandwich for herself (secret informers tell us that it will be roast beef and swiss on whole wheat) . Then she will float said sandwich through the air, from the kitchen and if all goes well, it will land PLOP! right into to Annie’s eager hands. Annie will never leave the bed.
Updates are expected within the hour. We will return after these important messages…”
Yeah, so that is my dream. I have been trying for years. Everytime I drop something on the floor, I hold my hand out and tell the thing to rise up into my hand. I don’t know why it has not worked yet, but I have not given up.
This should be a lesson to all of you. When you have a dream, you should hold onto it. Hold onto it until it comes to fruition. That way you will end up like Crazy Annie, sitting in her bed, with hand outstretched to the bedroom door. It still has not closed, but I have the heart of a fighter. And so should you !
You may never accomplish your dream, but at least you can type up your fantasy on WordPress.
One of my favorite fellow bloggers was lamenting the human condition yesterday, as I am doing now. But maybe if we can all become superheroes then we will not have to put up with our human shortcomings anymore. Better yet, we will just throw mustard balloons on the people that are annoying us. 🙂
This post is dedicated to Nekaaar , who is a wonderful human and writes wonderful ramblings that inspire and make me smile. It was in lieu of putting a comment in her comment section of her recent post.
There is a great healing that comes along with accepting ourselves just as we are.
Others say things about us. They label us, describe us, talk about us. They tell us what we can do, what we can’t do, what we should do.
They advise us on our careers, families, religious beliefs. They limit us…
They limit our potential.
They limit our possibilities.
If we allow them to keep us in the little box they have assigned to us then they will destroy what we could have become.
We are each of us on our own path. We are on a path of discovery. Discovery of knowledge, beauty and spirituality. Discovery of our own potential and possibilities.
Though far in between
Left traces of sweetness
So painful to miss
Imprinted their memory
A longing for bliss
My body and soul, how they
Ache to be one
With the stroke of your fingers
The taste of your tongue
A break from the fear
Relief from the pain
Release like no other
To feel your kind touches
Relieving my soul
From the constant pain
To know I am Real
To know I can Feel
To know there is Passion
Still left in my Soul
And Seen At Last