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🍸🍹Silly New Year’s Eve Poem πŸ·πŸΉ

Happy New Year to all of you

I could not wear my high heal πŸ‘ πŸ‘ 

I tried them on but my πŸ‘£ must have grew

So then I drew a πŸ’– for you

I thought I might ask you for a πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜

But I ate some πŸŽ‚that looked like this  🍰

I did my hair and tied it with a πŸŽ€

Then painted my finger πŸ’… and my toes

All dressed up with no place to go

I went outside to see the πŸŒ™πŸŒ–

Came back inside to wrap Β a Β gift πŸ“¦ for you

Used the πŸŽ€ from my up in hair

But that 🍦 🍧melted far too soon

Wrote you a song 🎢 on my 🎸

Went back outside to see the 🌠🌌

Came back in again to play 🎹 for awhile

Then wrote this poem to make you πŸ˜„












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Don’t Let Annie Write Limericks

There was a young woman from Druck

Who really loved only to suck

She sucked on big lollies

That gave her the jollies

And slept with her long hair all stuck