Category: jokes
Pizza and Honey
Annie’s been sick in her bed
And a little bit too in her head
She fed pizza to Bunny
Then her kids carrots and honey
I think that’s enough to be said
Don’t Let Annie Write Limericks
There was a young woman from Druck
Who really loved only to suck
She sucked on big lollies
That gave her the jollies
And woke up with her hair all stuck
Annie’s Top 10 List – Things a Nursing Home Aide Does not Want to Hear
10. Beatrice was right there a minute ago.
9. I would have sworn I put a diaper on her.
8. The only juice left to give them is prune juice.
7. The coffee maker in the break room is broken.
6. We are having a fire drill at 9pm.
5. It’s a full moon.
4. You go tell them we have no ice cream for dessert.
3. Why is Paul wearing Connie’s nightgown?
2. They just waxed the floor.
1. Aren’t those Mary’s clothes in the tv room?